Bing's AWESOME ADVERTISEMENT
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Bing's AWESOME ADVERTISEMENT
HEY
ARE YOU READING THIS?!
I HOPE SO!
WELL
EVER HAD ONE OF THOSE TOUGH TIMES WHERE THAT PAPER TOWEL DON'T WORK?
*oh darn*
WELL NOW YOU HAVE..
SHAM-KEEBANG!
FRUCK THE SHAM-WOW!
WE HAVE A
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P
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F
F
PRODUCT FOR YOU
WELL THE SHAM-KEEBANG!
IT.. PICKS UP THE SHAT YOUR DOG LEFT ON THE FLOOR
IT.. CLEANS YOUR ROOM
IT.. HAS BING'S NAME ON IT!
IT.. (is useless) RULES THE WORLD!!
IT.. USES LOTS OF TEXT!!!
IT.. ISNT ILLEGAL!!!
IT.. ISNT FREE!!!!
and if YOU WANT IT NOW!
YOU CAN FOR 999,000$$$$$$$$$!!!!!
JUST CALL
1-USELESS-PRODUCT-002
AND IF YOU CALL NOW
YOU CAN SHUT ME UP!
(c) Bing Mc-Dinkleberger Limited, 2009
ARE YOU READING THIS?!
I HOPE SO!
WELL
EVER HAD ONE OF THOSE TOUGH TIMES WHERE THAT PAPER TOWEL DON'T WORK?
*oh darn*
WELL NOW YOU HAVE..
SHAM-KEEBANG!
FRUCK THE SHAM-WOW!
WE HAVE A
R
I
P
-
O
F
F
PRODUCT FOR YOU
WELL THE SHAM-KEEBANG!
IT.. PICKS UP THE SHAT YOUR DOG LEFT ON THE FLOOR
IT.. CLEANS YOUR ROOM
IT.. HAS BING'S NAME ON IT!
IT.. (is useless) RULES THE WORLD!!
IT.. USES LOTS OF TEXT!!!
IT.. ISNT ILLEGAL!!!
IT.. ISNT FREE!!!!
and if YOU WANT IT NOW!
YOU CAN FOR 999,000$$$$$$$$$!!!!!
JUST CALL
1-USELESS-PRODUCT-002
AND IF YOU CALL NOW
YOU CAN SHUT ME UP!
(c) Bing Mc-Dinkleberger Limited, 2009
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Location : Canada
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